Frequently asked questions
- Did you ride your bike all the way here?
- Do I look like Bradley Wiggins?
- What happens if I book you and it rains on my wedding day?
- You'll get wet.
- Will you ride your bike all the way home?
- Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
- What's your favourite flavour of ice cream?
- I love all the flavours just the same. Choosing a favourite flavour would be like choosing a favourite child.
- What area do you cover?
- On a average day I can peddle about 5 miles an hour, based on this you'd be looking at a radius of about 15 miles.
- Sometimes less if I forget to put the parasol down.
- Did you really cycle all the way here?
- Yes and I'm competing in the Tour de France this year as well.
- Does peddling the bike keep the freezer cold?
- No, it makes the wheels go round.
- NB: Under no circumstances whatsoever is it acceptable for a guest to sing "Just one cornetto".
- Anyone caught doing so will be forcibly ejected from the venue.
